Al mas puro estilo de Chuck Norris, he aquí algunos Facts de Linus Torvalds:
- Linus Torvalds no aprendió de la Universidad de Helsinki, la Universidad de Helsinki aprendió de Linus Torvalds.
- Linus Torvalds no necesita backups. El sólo sube sus archivos y deja que el resto del mundo les haga un Mirror.
- No existe la teoría de probabilidad, sólo una lista de acontecimientos que Linus Torvalds permite que ocurran.
- Linus Torvalds echa un vistazo a tu escritorio y sabe las páginas que visitaste en los últimos 10 años.
- Linus Torvalds puede jugar a juegos 3D en su cabeza interpretando el código fuente en tiempo real.
- Linus Torvalds encontró una vez un error de segmentación (segmentation fault) en el universo.
- Linus Torvalds no tira el agua del inhodoro. El simplemente dice “make clean”.
- Linus Torvalds no depura. Sus programas son siempre perfectos.
- Linus Torvalds es real. A menos que sea declarado como entero.
- Linus Torvalds puede ejecutar kill -9 y matar a Chuck Norris.
- Linus Torvalds puede instalar Linux en un pingüino muerto.
- Linus Torvalds sólo tiene dos teclas en su teclado: 1 y 0.
- Linus Torvalds no muere, simplemente devuelve cero.
- La gente reza a Jesús. Jesús reza a Linus Torvalds.
- Linus Torvalds no duerme, hackea.
English version: (For the lulz!)
- Linus Torvalds once found a segmentation fault in the universe.
- Linus Torvalds can run kill -9 and kill Chuck Norris.
- Linus Torvalds doesn’t die, he simply returns zero.
- Linus Torvalds first written program had artificial intelligence.
- Linus can divide by zero.
- Linus Torvalds runs Linux on his wristwatch and toster.
- Linus Torvalds doesn’t receive error messages.
- There is no theory of probability, just a list of events that Linus Torvalds allows to occur.
- Linus Torvalds does not sleep. He hacks.
- Linus surfs the web using nothing but netcat.
- Linus Torvalds can play 3D games in his head by interpreting the source code in real-time.
- Linus made the red pill.
- Linus Torvalds didn’t learn from the University of Helsinki, the University of Helsinki learned from Linus Torvalds.
- Linus Torvalds once developed a programming language so good that it makes python look like punch cards.
- Linus Torvalds doesn’t need to boot.
- Linus is real, unless declared Integer.
- Linus doesn’t push the flush toilet button. He simply says “make clean”.
- Linus Torvalds has no dependencies.
- Linus Torvalds takes one look at your desktop and knows which porn sites you visited. In the last ten years.
- Linus Torvalds sleeps with nunchucks.
- Linus can enrich himself simply by chowning your bank account. He does not do this because there is no challenge in it.
- There are no man pages for Linus Torvalds, only god pages.
- Linus Torvalds can do an infinite loop in five seconds… in his head.
- Linus Torvalds doesn’t wear glasses anymore not because he had laser eye surgery, but because he finally got his xorg.conf properly configured in his head.
- Linus Torvalds can use a nice level lower than -20.
- Linus Torvalds doesn’t need to mount his drives.
- Linus Torvalds doesn’t debug. His programs are always perfect.
- Linus Torvalds can install Linux on a dead badger.
- Linus Torvalds doesn’t need backups. He just uploads his files and lets the world mirror them.
- Linus Torvalds is taking over the world. Microsoft is just a diversion so that no one would suspect a mild mannered Finnish programmer.
- Linus Torvalds already has Linux 3.0. He is just keeping it to himself to build suspense.
- Linus Torvalds didn’t design Linux to run on the 386. Intel designed the 386 to run Linux.
- People pray to Jesus, but Jesus prays to Linus Torvalds.
- Linus need not worry about Microsoft patent crap, he simply do `sudo mv /tmp/ms /dev/null`.
- Linus Torvalds is more powerful than root.
- If you could read Linus Torvald’s mind, you’d find that his stream of conciousness is entirely in binary.
- Linus scared A and B away, so they had to make C.
- Linus only has 2 buttons on his keyboard ‘1′ and ‘0′
- Linus’s kernel never panics.
- Linus does not use the GCC, he _writes_ binaries.
