Linus Torvalds FACTS!

Al mas puro estilo de Chuck Norris, he aquí algunos Facts de Linus Torvalds:

• Linus Torvalds no aprendió de la Universidad de Helsinki, la Universidad de Helsinki aprendió de Linus Torvalds.
• Linus Torvalds no necesita backups. El sólo sube sus archivos y deja que el resto del mundo les haga un Mirror.
• No existe la teoría de probabilidad, sólo una lista de acontecimientos que Linus Torvalds permite que ocurran.
• Linus Torvalds echa un vistazo a tu escritorio y sabe las páginas que visitaste en los últimos 10 años.
• Linus Torvalds puede jugar a juegos 3D en su cabeza interpretando el código fuente en tiempo real.
• Linus Torvalds encontró una vez un error de segmentación (segmentation fault) en el universo.
• Linus Torvalds no tira el agua del inhodoro. El simplemente dice “make clean”.
• Linus Torvalds no depura. Sus programas son siempre perfectos.
• Linus Torvalds es real. A menos que sea declarado como entero.
• Linus Torvalds puede ejecutar kill -9 y matar a Chuck Norris.
• Linus Torvalds puede instalar Linux en un pingüino muerto.
• Linus Torvalds sólo tiene dos teclas en su teclado: 1 y 0.
• Linus Torvalds no muere, simplemente devuelve cero.
• La gente reza a Jesús. Jesús reza a Linus Torvalds.
• Linus Torvalds no duerme, hackea.

English version: (For the lulz!)

• Linus Torvalds once found a segmentation fault in the universe.
• Linus Torvalds can run kill -9 and kill Chuck Norris.
• Linus Torvalds doesn’t die, he simply returns zero.
• Linus Torvalds first written program had artificial intelligence.
• Linus can divide by zero.
• Linus Torvalds runs Linux on his wristwatch and toster.
• Linus Torvalds doesn’t receive error messages.
• There is no theory of probability, just a list of events that Linus Torvalds allows to occur.
• Linus Torvalds does not sleep. He hacks.
• Linus surfs the web using nothing but netcat.
• Linus Torvalds can play 3D games in his head by interpreting the source code in real-time.
• Linus made the red pill.
• Linus Torvalds didn’t learn from the University of Helsinki, the University of Helsinki learned from Linus Torvalds.
• Linus Torvalds once developed a programming language so good that it makes python look like punch cards.
• Linus Torvalds doesn’t need to boot.
• Linus is real, unless declared Integer.
• Linus doesn’t push the flush toilet button. He simply says “make clean”.
• Linus Torvalds has no dependencies.
• Linus Torvalds takes one look at your desktop and knows which porn sites you visited. In the last ten years.
• Linus Torvalds sleeps with nunchucks.
• Linus can enrich himself simply by chowning your bank account. He does not do this because there is no challenge in it.
• There are no man pages for Linus Torvalds, only god pages.
• Linus Torvalds can do an infinite loop in five seconds… in his head.
• Linus Torvalds doesn’t wear glasses anymore not because he had laser eye surgery, but because he finally got his xorg.conf properly configured in his head.
• Linus Torvalds can use a nice level lower than -20.
• Linus Torvalds doesn’t need to mount his drives.
• Linus Torvalds doesn’t debug. His programs are always perfect.
• Linus Torvalds can install Linux on a dead badger.
• Linus Torvalds doesn’t need backups. He just uploads his files and lets the world mirror them.
• Linus Torvalds is taking over the world. Microsoft is just a diversion so that no one would suspect a mild mannered Finnish programmer.
• Linus Torvalds already has Linux 3.0. He is just keeping it to himself to build suspense.
• Linus Torvalds didn’t design Linux to run on the 386. Intel designed the 386 to run Linux.
• People pray to Jesus, but Jesus prays to Linus Torvalds.
• Linus need not worry about Microsoft patent crap, he simply do `sudo mv /tmp/ms /dev/null`.
• Linus Torvalds is more powerful than root.
• If you could read Linus Torvald’s mind, you’d find that his stream of conciousness is entirely in binary.
• Linus scared A and B away, so they had to make C.
• Linus only has 2 buttons on his keyboard ‘1′ and ‘0′
• Linus’s kernel never panics.
• Linus does not use the GCC, he _writes_ binaries.