lunes, 14 de septiembre de 2009

Linus Torvalds FACTS!

Al mas puro estilo de Chuck Norris, he aquí algunos Facts de Linus Torvalds:
  • Linus Torvalds no aprendió de la Universidad de Helsinki, la Universidad de Helsinki aprendió de Linus Torvalds.
  • Linus Torvalds no necesita backups. El sólo sube sus archivos y deja que el resto del mundo les haga un Mirror.
  • No existe la teoría de probabilidad, sólo una lista de acontecimientos que Linus Torvalds permite que ocurran.
  • Linus Torvalds echa un vistazo a tu escritorio y sabe las páginas que visitaste en los últimos 10 años.
  • Linus Torvalds puede jugar a juegos 3D en su cabeza interpretando el código fuente en tiempo real.
  • Linus Torvalds encontró una vez un error de segmentación (segmentation fault) en el universo.
  • Linus Torvalds no tira el agua del inhodoro. El simplemente dice “make clean”.
  • Linus Torvalds no depura. Sus programas son siempre perfectos.
  • Linus Torvalds es real. A menos que sea declarado como entero.
  • Linus Torvalds puede ejecutar kill -9 y matar a Chuck Norris.
  • Linus Torvalds puede instalar Linux en un pingüino muerto.
  • Linus Torvalds sólo tiene dos teclas en su teclado: 1 y 0.
  • Linus Torvalds no muere, simplemente devuelve cero.
  • La gente reza a Jesús. Jesús reza a Linus Torvalds.
  • Linus Torvalds no duerme, hackea.

English version: (For the lulz!)

  • Linus Torvalds once found a segmentation fault in the universe.
  • Linus Torvalds can run kill -9 and kill Chuck Norris.
  • Linus Torvalds doesn’t die, he simply returns zero.
  • Linus Torvalds first written program had artificial intelligence.
  • Linus can divide by zero.
  • Linus Torvalds runs Linux on his wristwatch and toster.
  • Linus Torvalds doesn’t receive error messages.
  • There is no theory of probability, just a list of events that Linus Torvalds allows to occur.
  • Linus Torvalds does not sleep. He hacks.
  • Linus surfs the web using nothing but netcat.
  • Linus Torvalds can play 3D games in his head by interpreting the source code in real-time.
  • Linus made the red pill.
  • Linus Torvalds didn’t learn from the University of Helsinki, the University of Helsinki learned from Linus Torvalds.
  • Linus Torvalds once developed a programming language so good that it makes python look like punch cards.
  • Linus Torvalds doesn’t need to boot.
  • Linus is real, unless declared Integer.
  • Linus doesn’t push the flush toilet button. He simply says “make clean”.
  • Linus Torvalds has no dependencies.
  • Linus Torvalds takes one look at your desktop and knows which porn sites you visited. In the last ten years.
  • Linus Torvalds sleeps with nunchucks.
  • Linus can enrich himself simply by chowning your bank account. He does not do this because there is no challenge in it.
  • There are no man pages for Linus Torvalds, only god pages.
  • Linus Torvalds can do an infinite loop in five seconds… in his head.
  • Linus Torvalds doesn’t wear glasses anymore not because he had laser eye surgery, but because he finally got his xorg.conf properly configured in his head.
  • Linus Torvalds can use a nice level lower than -20.
  • Linus Torvalds doesn’t need to mount his drives.
  • Linus Torvalds doesn’t debug. His programs are always perfect.
  • Linus Torvalds can install Linux on a dead badger.
  • Linus Torvalds doesn’t need backups. He just uploads his files and lets the world mirror them.
  • Linus Torvalds is taking over the world. Microsoft is just a diversion so that no one would suspect a mild mannered Finnish programmer.
  • Linus Torvalds already has Linux 3.0. He is just keeping it to himself to build suspense.
  • Linus Torvalds didn’t design Linux to run on the 386. Intel designed the 386 to run Linux.
  • People pray to Jesus, but Jesus prays to Linus Torvalds.
  • Linus need not worry about Microsoft patent crap, he simply do `sudo mv /tmp/ms /dev/null`.
  • Linus Torvalds is more powerful than root.
  • If you could read Linus Torvald’s mind, you’d find that his stream of conciousness is entirely in binary.
  • Linus scared A and B away, so they had to make C.
  • Linus only has 2 buttons on his keyboard ‘1′ and ‘0′
  • Linus’s kernel never panics.
  • Linus does not use the GCC, he _writes_ binaries.

jueves, 10 de septiembre de 2009

Free Meme

g3o@An:~$ vrms
                 Non-free packages installed on An

fglrx-modaliases                Identifiers supported by the ATI graphics driver
linux-restricted-modules- Non-free Linux 2.6.28 modules helper script
linux-restricted-modules- Restricted Linux modules for generic kernels
nvidia-173-modaliases     Modaliases for the NVIDIA binary X.Org driver
nvidia-180-modaliases     Modaliases for the NVIDIA binary X.Org driver
nvidia-185-kernel-source NVIDIA binary kernel module source
nvidia-185-libvdpau          Video Decode and Presentation API for Unix
nvidia-185-modaliases     Modaliases for the NVIDIA binary X.Org driver
nvidia-71-modaliases       Modaliases for the NVIDIA binary X.Org driver
nvidia-96-modaliases       Modaliases for the NVIDIA binary X.Org driver
nvidia-glx-185                    NVIDIA binary Xorg driver
opera                                  The Opera Web Browser
p7zip-rar                             non-free rar module for p7zip
rar                                        Archiver for .rar files
skype                                   Skype - Take a deep breath
tangerine-icon-theme       Tangerine Icon theme
unrar                                   Unarchiver for .rar files (non-free version)
  Reason: Modifications problematic

     Non-free packages with status other than installed on An

nvidia-180-libvdpau       ( dei)  Video Decode and Presentation API for Unix
nvidia-glx-180                 ( dei)  NVIDIA binary Xorg driver

                 Contrib packages installed on An

gstreamer0.10-pitfdll     GStreamer plugin for using MS Windows binary codecs
nvidia-common               Find obsolete NVIDIA drivers
nvidia-settings                 Tool of configuring the NVIDIA graphics driver
synapse                            An XMPP client.
ttf-mscorefonts-installer Installer for Microsoft TrueType core fonts

  19 non-free packages, 1.1% of 1667 installed packages.
  5 contrib packages, 0.3% of 1667 installed packages.