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lunes, 30 de noviembre de 2009

HP Deskjet F4480 en Ubuntu (Jaunty)

La semana pasada cambié al fin de impresora después de durar años con una Lexmark z32 (que ya llevaba tiempo sacándome canas verdes!). Bueno lo interesante de esta multifuncional es que funciona OTB, pero no como se espera por lo menos en jaunty, la parte de impresora funciona excelente, no asi la parte de scanner, para eso visite hplipopensource.com y bajé el driver actualizado hplip-3.9.10.run , no mas darle los permisos de ejecución y listo a instalar se ha dicho, rato después tenia el scanner funcionando sin rollos con xsane.

lunes, 14 de septiembre de 2009

Linus Torvalds FACTS!

Al mas puro estilo de Chuck Norris, he aquí algunos Facts de Linus Torvalds:

Linus Torvalds no aprendió de la Universidad de Helsinki, la Universidad de Helsinki aprendió de Linus Torvalds.
Linus Torvalds no necesita backups. El sólo sube sus archivos y deja que el resto del mundo les haga un Mirror.
No existe la teoría de probabilidad, sólo una lista de acontecimientos que Linus Torvalds permite que ocurran.
Linus Torvalds echa un vistazo a tu escritorio y sabe las páginas que visitaste en los últimos 10 años.
Linus Torvalds puede jugar a juegos 3D en su cabeza interpretando el código fuente en tiempo real.
Linus Torvalds encontró una vez un error de segmentación (segmentation fault) en el universo.
Linus Torvalds no tira el agua del inhodoro. El simplemente dice “make clean”.
Linus Torvalds no depura. Sus programas son siempre perfectos.
Linus Torvalds es real. A menos que sea declarado como entero.
Linus Torvalds puede ejecutar kill -9 y matar a Chuck Norris.
Linus Torvalds puede instalar Linux en un pingüino muerto.
Linus Torvalds sólo tiene dos teclas en su teclado: 1 y 0.
Linus Torvalds no muere, simplemente devuelve cero.
La gente reza a Jesús. Jesús reza a Linus Torvalds.
Linus Torvalds no duerme, hackea.

English version: (For the lulz!)

Linus Torvalds once found a segmentation fault in the universe.
Linus Torvalds can run kill -9 and kill Chuck Norris.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t die, he simply returns zero.
Linus Torvalds first written program had artificial intelligence.
Linus can divide by zero.
Linus Torvalds runs Linux on his wristwatch and toster.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t receive error messages.
There is no theory of probability, just a list of events that Linus Torvalds allows to occur.
Linus Torvalds does not sleep. He hacks.
Linus surfs the web using nothing but netcat.
Linus Torvalds can play 3D games in his head by interpreting the source code in real-time.
Linus made the red pill.
Linus Torvalds didn’t learn from the University of Helsinki, the University of Helsinki learned from Linus Torvalds.
Linus Torvalds once developed a programming language so good that it makes python look like punch cards.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t need to boot.
Linus is real, unless declared Integer.
Linus doesn’t push the flush toilet button. He simply says “make clean”.
Linus Torvalds has no dependencies.
Linus Torvalds takes one look at your desktop and knows which porn sites you visited. In the last ten years.
Linus Torvalds sleeps with nunchucks.
Linus can enrich himself simply by chowning your bank account. He does not do this because there is no challenge in it.
There are no man pages for Linus Torvalds, only god pages.
Linus Torvalds can do an infinite loop in five seconds… in his head.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t wear glasses anymore not because he had laser eye surgery, but because he finally got his xorg.conf properly configured in his head.
Linus Torvalds can use a nice level lower than -20.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t need to mount his drives.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t debug. His programs are always perfect.
Linus Torvalds can install Linux on a dead badger.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t need backups. He just uploads his files and lets the world mirror them.
Linus Torvalds is taking over the world. Microsoft is just a diversion so that no one would suspect a mild mannered Finnish programmer.
Linus Torvalds already has Linux 3.0. He is just keeping it to himself to build suspense.
Linus Torvalds didn’t design Linux to run on the 386. Intel designed the 386 to run Linux.
People pray to Jesus, but Jesus prays to Linus Torvalds.
Linus need not worry about Microsoft patent crap, he simply do `sudo mv /tmp/ms /dev/null`.
Linus Torvalds is more powerful than root.
If you could read Linus Torvald’s mind, you’d find that his stream of conciousness is entirely in binary.
Linus scared A and B away, so they had to make C.
Linus only has 2 buttons on his keyboard ‘1′ and ‘0′
Linus’s kernel never panics.
Linus does not use the GCC, he _writes_ binaries.

jueves, 10 de septiembre de 2009

Free Meme

g3o@An:~$ vrms
                 Non-free packages installed on An

fglrx-modaliases                Identifiers supported by the ATI graphics driver
linux-restricted-modules- Non-free Linux 2.6.28 modules helper script
linux-restricted-modules- Restricted Linux modules for generic kernels
nvidia-173-modaliases     Modaliases for the NVIDIA binary X.Org driver
nvidia-180-modaliases     Modaliases for the NVIDIA binary X.Org driver
nvidia-185-kernel-source NVIDIA binary kernel module source
nvidia-185-libvdpau          Video Decode and Presentation API for Unix
nvidia-185-modaliases     Modaliases for the NVIDIA binary X.Org driver
nvidia-71-modaliases       Modaliases for the NVIDIA binary X.Org driver
nvidia-96-modaliases       Modaliases for the NVIDIA binary X.Org driver
nvidia-glx-185                    NVIDIA binary Xorg driver
opera                                  The Opera Web Browser
p7zip-rar                             non-free rar module for p7zip
rar                                        Archiver for .rar files
skype                                   Skype - Take a deep breath
tangerine-icon-theme       Tangerine Icon theme
unrar                                   Unarchiver for .rar files (non-free version)
Reason: Modifications problematic

     Non-free packages with status other than installed on An

nvidia-180-libvdpau       ( dei) Video Decode and Presentation API for Unix
nvidia-glx-180                 ( dei) NVIDIA binary Xorg driver

                 Contrib packages installed on An

gstreamer0.10-pitfdll     GStreamer plugin for using MS Windows binary codecs
nvidia-common               Find obsolete NVIDIA drivers
nvidia-settings                 Tool of configuring the NVIDIA graphics driver
synapse                            An XMPP client.
ttf-mscorefonts-installer Installer for Microsoft TrueType core fonts

19 non-free packages, 1.1% of 1667 installed packages.
5 contrib packages, 0.3% of 1667 installed packages.